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morophilia 

Being sexually attracted to stupid people. From Greek "moros" (stupid) + "phile" (love).
Men who have morophilia usually keep it in the closet to avoid legal trouble.
morophilia by witchdoc February 3, 2013

Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Macrophilia 

A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.
Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.
Macrophilia by Delende December 20, 2008

Microphilia 

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.
Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

Mexophilia 

Unhealthy love of the Mexican race, so much so that your actual physical health is harmed.
David: "I have noticed that my Mexophilia has gotten worse, when Jose, Juan, Jesus, Roberto, Luis, and Julio weren't enough to fulfill my urge at the same time."
Gabe: "Gee David, sounds like a real problem."
Mexophilia by Great_Nutz April 30, 2015