meatcrease 

a woman's vagina. usually, a fat woman's vagina.

that fat chick's meatcrease smelled foul

meatcrease by qyrg August 19, 2004

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.

"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"

meatcleaver by mdds1001 January 22, 2014

meatcase 

a male that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of marijuana and/or alchohol. said male will say and/or do things that are homosexual while under the influence but deny ever saying and/or doing afore mentioned thing while not under the influence, can be spelled meatcase or meat case

"D.J., you know you were talking about what kind of men you wanted to have sex while we were high last night last night."
"I did not!"
"Dude, you are such a meatcase!"

meatcase by THH May 17, 2006

meatcase 

A guy who says he is straight, but has homosexual tendencies, especially when under the influence of drugs (especially marijuana). when not high or drunk this person will try to deny him saying things that were not straight when he was high/drunk.

Dj is a meatcase, hes soooooo gayyyyy.

meatcase by THH May 16, 2006

Turkish Meatcleaver 

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

Turkish Meatcleaver by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

meat crease

Vagina. Looks like a crease made of ham or if you have a really nasty one: roast beef. EEWWWW!

That bitch's meat crease looks like an old peice of roast beef.

meat crease by PerCoceT January 20, 2005