trailer cereal

Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.

Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

meat crease

Vagina. Looks like a crease made of ham or if you have a really nasty one: roast beef. EEWWWW!

That bitch's meat crease looks like an old peice of roast beef.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

funk eliminator

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.

I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

shoulder nipples

The bumps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it's been on a hanger for too long.

Wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.

by PerCoceT January 22, 2005

trailer steak

Cube steak. People in trailer parks think this is real steak.

I like trailer mustard on my trailer steak.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

Dopesick

An undesirable person who is unworthy of their own existence. Their drug of choice is usually heroin, but they will smoke, snort, or shoot any substance. You don't want to touch anything this person has touched previously.

Dopesick will sell us some percocet but we have to give him a ride.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005