trailer cereal

Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.

Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

stump water

Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.

Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ecstasy

rolldogs, diso biscuit, x, xtc, love drug
The single most awesome drug in existence. If you catch a good roll, you'll feel like you're going down a sliding board covered in silk for about 4 hours (best accompanied by a vibrator held to the temple.. or anywhere else that feels good!). Catch a rough one, and you'll feel like you're on a 4 hour roller coaster with a broken handlebar. Also, the funk that ensues makes you wish you were dead. Follow with funk eliminator

They ate x for 5 days straight.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

meat crease

Vagina. Looks like a crease made of ham or if you have a really nasty one: roast beef. EEWWWW!

That bitch's meat crease looks like an old peice of roast beef.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

funk eliminator

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.

I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

shoulder nipples

The bumps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it's been on a hanger for too long.

Wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.

by PerCoceT January 22, 2005