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Mean Bean Machine
"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."
"Girl, get out."
Mean Bean Machine by Ushimimi September 14, 2016
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meanbean • Mean Bean Machine • Mean bean extreme • meanbeater • MeanDean • mean lean • Mean mean • meat bean • meat beanie • man bean
Mean Bean Machine
1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.
Mean Bean Machine by Anonymus October 13, 2004
MeanDean
MeanDean by zomgInLove January 14, 2010
Mean bean
One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.
ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.
ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.
1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!
Mean bean by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022
mean bean
1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.
Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!
guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!
boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!
guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!
boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"
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