The most amazing last name anyone could ever have. They're also usually the best looking people. It's either Irish or Scottish, which ever it is...they rock.
Yeety McYeeterson is THE stereotypical modern day millennial goof. The concept was thought up by two truck drivers on a stormy Novemberevening. He is the brother of dabby swervins who will not be mentioned
McPherson is everything and anything. Anything or anyone. Do not enter a McPherson's patch. A McPherson is highly thought of and feared. Can be a violent ram.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.