The most amazing last name anyone could ever have. They're also usually the best looking people. It's either Irish or Scottish, which ever it is...they rock.
Yeety McYeeterson is THE stereotypical modern day millennial goof. The concept was thought up by two truck drivers on a stormy November evening. He is the brother of dabby swervins who will not be mentioned
McPherson is everything and anything. Anything or anyone. Do not enter a McPherson's patch. A McPherson is highly thought of and feared. Can be a violent ram.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!