Yeety McYeeterson is THE stereotypical modern day millennial goof. The concept was thought up by two truck drivers on a stormy November evening. He is the brother of dabby swervins who will not be mentioned
McSweeters is the sexiest man alive, he is the combination of McDurag and Sweet T. McSweeters has the power of god and anything he says or think will happen, McSweeters is a multi-dimensional being which cannot be comprehended by humann standards.
McSweeters wears a durag, do your balloon breaths or McSweeters will call G.O,
A person, dog, or cat, who is overweight due to overeating or lack of exercise. Generally, the extra weightwill be centered around the middle (or gut), thus creating a rotund appearance.
For humans: I can't find a dress shirt that doesn't look like a tent. It seems like all these dress shirts are really made for Fatty McFattersteins.
For dogs/cats: My cat lives for breakfast and dinner and she has an extra pouch hanging down. What a little Fatty McFatterstein.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!