mcphearson

a boy who wears patagonia, very preppy and loves to hang out with “the boys”. seems innocent but when you get to know him he’s different. loves trap rap and aspaires to be a rapper called “bleach god” as a joke with “the boys”. plays football on the bench. protective of and wants to please his girlfriend. very loyal and trusting. laughs at jokes even if they’re not funny, also repeats them to make sure everyone hears it but they just get annoyed. has very straight teeth and can’t be serious in a picture. y’all and thinn referred to as a green bean. hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahshshshshhshahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

girl #1: that guy seems so cool and is always with his guy friends.
girl #2: yeah that’s mcphearson!
boy #1: i really wish i was his friend

boy #2: nah we’re not cool enough.
boy #1: yeah you’re probably right.

mcphearson by krispchicken January 6, 2018

madeline mcphearson 

she is an amazing girl who isnt problematic, everybody loves her and she is a very pretty girl

oh my gosh, i love Madeline mcphearson so much!!!

madeline mcphearson by brisi diarrhea March 30, 2022

McPherson 

The most amazing last name anyone could ever have. They're also usually the best looking people. It's either Irish or Scottish, which ever it is...they rock.

The McPherson's are the most attractive family on the block.

McPherson by dfizzem August 5, 2008

Macpherson 

Scottish sex god, with balls of steel and nothing to lose. Mess with this mo'fucka and you anus will be ripped into the next dimension by his MASSIVE 10 TON COCK. Gaelic legends somtimes refer to Macpherson as the creator of orgasms and titty fucking.

OH MACPHERSON!
Fag 1: My cock is so big Macpherson is jealous
Fag 2: NO WAY

Macpherson by Santiago has no penis October 23, 2010

Macpherson 

The best of the highland clans, loved to party and the chiefs would have sex ten times a day, Finn was chief of the Macphersons for over 40 years. This clan invented the word skite.

he likes to party like a Macpherson on christmas day.

Macpherson by BlueBoyy October 25, 2009

graham mcpherson 

1.) God
2.) Singer of 80's ska band "madness"
3.) British man who happens to have the sexiest voice in all of the world.

see also suggs or suggs mcpherson

"Did you know that Suggs' name is really Graham McPherson?"

graham mcpherson by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

the McPherson 

in the act of sodomy, when the male urinates in the ass of his partner

that guy got SLAPPED for giving her the McPherson!

the McPherson by Maner February 29, 2008