Mcgoogled

When you are misled or told something is about to go down and it doesn’t. Very confused or disoriented.

We drove to a gun show and when we showed up no one was there. WE GOT MCGOOGLED!

by White Spice May 25, 2022

McDoogles

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

by david dring April 24, 2006

jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.

girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh

by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011

McGoogle Inc

The combination of McDonalds and Google, forming the super power corporation McGoogle Inc. Poised to take over the world, they have already set up McDonalds stations across the planet. Using Google's influence to take over the internet and their policies to recruit unsuspecting people into agreeing, Google will have an army of an estimated size of 5.8 billion people. By combining with the expanding McDonalds chain, they will be able to smuggle weapons with their food shipments and arm their army to overtake countries from the inside.

Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.

"Dude, McGoogle Inc. just took over China."

by FighttheMcGoogle November 17, 2011

Moogled

To be in a state of complete incapacity. Taken from the Secret of Mana game on SNES. The character 'Moogle' in the game is only capable of saying short words beginning with the letter 'p' or 'k'. E.g. 'Pu' or 'Kupi'. Similar words are often uttered when unable to form 'real' words

'I went to the pub last night and got completely moogled after I had one too many whiskies.'

Or 'I was so moogled last night'

by Prentle Frondu October 24, 2005

Mr. Magoogles

The frog school mascot in 'Max Keeble's Big Move' that Troy McGinty (Noel Fisher) is afraid of.

Mr. Magoogles is the most hated mascot of all time.

by Mr. Smoutch March 24, 2011

Puss Puss McGoogles

A man who has no balls, more commonly known as a pussy. He couldn't get any even if he tried.

Wow, Daniel is such a Puss Puss McGoogles, he must be really close to using baseball cards to jack off to.

by B F A November 9, 2006