mayostard

When a man blows his load into a woman with gonorrhea.

Damn, bitch, I didn't ask for mayostard on my hotdog!

by ed westerhouse November 9, 2003

macoytard

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

by theragingmole November 29, 2021

Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard

Today's lesson was such a mathstard

by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Moostarde

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

by Balle mannen October 18, 2022