Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard

Today's lesson was such a mathstard

Mathstard by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

Mathster 

A master of math

Kelsey: Yo, Sam can you help me with this? Mr. Igloo assigned me one of Einstein’s Gravitational Equations and I don’t know where to start, it’s soo ridiculously hard!

Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!

Mathster by SammieBe10 December 6, 2011

Mathsterbate 

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Manstard 

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

Manstard by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Mathsterbation 

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.

Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"

Mathsterbation by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007

Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Mathstafarian 

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics

“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
“Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”

Mathstafarian by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018