Kelsey: Yo, Sam can you help me with this? Mr. Igloo assigned me one of Einstein’s Gravitational Equations and I don’t know where to start, it’s soo ridiculously hard!
Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.
I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "
“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
“Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”