cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

by PJeigh May 12, 2007

old gina

Slang for vagina

I got a much needed visit from Old Gina last night.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

aunt gina

Slang for vagina; alt. "old gina"

It was about time she introduced me tt her Aunt Gina.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

knucktat

noun. Short for "nuckle tattoos," or small tattoos that appear across the knuckles. Usually a series of small tattoos near a person's nuckles that when put together (ie. a fist is made and two hands are placed next to each other) form a complete message. Typically one letter on each finger and not the thumbs.

That nerd tried to be all cool with his lame "DONTPANC" knucktat. He should have gone for something better, like "SAND" on right hand and "WICH" on left hand. You know, as in a knuckle sandwich.

by PJeigh February 08, 2006

danswer

noun. (pl. danswers)

A response to a question or series of question utilizing the physical expression of physical movement, ie. dance, typically sans words.

verb; danswering, danswered

The active utilizing of dance to explaining something that is confusing, either concrete or abstract ideas (eg. a movie plot, love, a cool breeze or Wednesdays).

1. I can see that you have many questions after my PowerPoint presentation. Let me change into something more comfortable so that I can provide you some better danswers.

2. I danswered her question about the plot of "Tenet," so I'm pretty sure she understands it now.

3. Please turn the music back on. Can't you see that I am danswering his question right now?

by PJeigh June 18, 2021

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005