PJeigh's definitions

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005

aunt gina

Slang for vagina; alt. "old gina"

It was about time she introduced me tt her Aunt Gina.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.

I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

catness

Any substance(s) that may have been excreted, deposited, sprayed, upchucked or shed by a cat on to an object.

One mattress for sale. Mattress is slightly used, in good condition and might contain a bit of catness.

by PJeigh September 21, 2005

knucktat

noun. Short for "nuckle tattoos," or small tattoos that appear across the knuckles. Usually a series of small tattoos near a person's nuckles that when put together (ie. a fist is made and two hands are placed next to each other) form a complete message. Typically one letter on each finger and not the thumbs.

That nerd tried to be all cool with his lame "DONTPANC" knucktat. He should have gone for something better, like "SAND" on right hand and "WICH" on left hand. You know, as in a knuckle sandwich.

by PJeigh February 8, 2006

danswer

noun. (pl. danswers)

A response to a question or series of question utilizing the physical expression of physical movement, ie. dance, typically sans words.

verb; danswering, danswered

The active utilizing of dance to explaining something that is confusing, either concrete or abstract ideas (eg. a movie plot, love, a cool breeze or Wednesdays).

1. I can see that you have many questions after my PowerPoint presentation. Let me change into something more comfortable so that I can provide you some better danswers.

2. I danswered her question about the plot of "Tenet," so I'm pretty sure she understands it now.

3. Please turn the music back on. Can't you see that I am danswering his question right now?

by PJeigh June 18, 2021

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005