Definitions by PJeigh

danswer 

noun. (pl. danswers)

A response to a question or series of question utilizing the physical expression of physical movement, ie. dance, typically sans words.

verb; danswering, danswered

The active utilizing of dance to explaining something that is confusing, either concrete or abstract ideas (eg. a movie plot, love, a cool breeze or Wednesdays).

1. I can see that you have many questions after my PowerPoint presentation. Let me change into something more comfortable so that I can provide you some better danswers.

2. I danswered her question about the plot of "Tenet," so I'm pretty sure she understands it now.

3. Please turn the music back on. Can't you see that I am danswering his question right now?

danswer by PJeigh June 18, 2021

Weigh Anchor 

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

Weigh Anchor by PJeigh June 17, 2011

cannediversary 

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

cannediversary by PJeigh May 12, 2007

knucktat 

noun. Short for "nuckle tattoos," or small tattoos that appear across the knuckles. Usually a series of small tattoos near a person's nuckles that when put together (ie. a fist is made and two hands are placed next to each other) form a complete message. Typically one letter on each finger and not the thumbs.

That nerd tried to be all cool with his lame "DONTPANC" knucktat. He should have gone for something better, like "SAND" on right hand and "WICH" on left hand. You know, as in a knuckle sandwich.

knucktat by PJeigh February 8, 2006

catness 

Any substance(s) that may have been excreted, deposited, sprayed, upchucked or shed by a cat on to an object.

One mattress for sale. Mattress is slightly used, in good condition and might contain a bit of catness.

catness by PJeigh September 21, 2005

goonerhead 

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

goonerhead by PJeigh September 12, 2005

mayotard 

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

mayotard by PJeigh September 10, 2005