mayhewing 

To speak with great authority and conviction on a topic that you know absolutely fuck all about.

Mayhewing: A person who is a know it all on any topic. Creates the impression that he or she has a deep understanding of the topic whilst actually not having a clue. Experienced Mayhewers will secretly consult google during a discussion and use the information gathered as their own.

mayhewing by Pieletjies June 9, 2018

mathering 

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

mathering by ywenda October 14, 2011

Mathering 

Involuntary reflex from the human body, similar to gagging or hacking up a lugy, which happens continuously during a whole night of partying and popping bottles, scaring away any girls from your VIP table, and also causing security to keep a close eye on the individuals involved.

Joe, "Why after every bump does Jon gag like that, is he dying? Also he is making everyone look at us."

James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"

Mathering by TuckDCconnect August 6, 2012

Mayheming 

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.

In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.

Mayheming by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

Marewing 

Someone with extensive knowledge, un beatable looks and can get out of slippery situations. The term was first coined through radio chatter by 2 Canadian soldiers after the ‘marewing’ kept getting away from justice

Hey Ian, I hit a marewing with .49 in the chest

Marewing by Connor (creator of 15 minutes) May 23, 2022

Maykeling 

Mother of Joy, the light of the world;

Maykeling

Maykeling by Spaceangeliam October 26, 2020

machwing 

The humanoid representation of the three-bladed shaving apparatus manufactured by Gillette.

The new Machwing has anti-friction coating, to ensure a much smoother shave with even less stubble.

machwing by Not machwing June 7, 2003