Maldewing

Masterbaiting while angry or uncomfortable

Chris was angerly maldewing.

by Critposter March 18, 2024

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Mildewing

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019