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The actual procedure name for when a tranny gets their penis or tinkler cut off to become a full blown women. Trannies are referred to as post-op once the tinklerotomy is performed.
Bruce Jenner is doing the tinklerotomy on a live TV reality show so the whole world knows he is a post op tranny.
by TuckDCconnect February 11, 2015
Get the Tinklerotomymug. Condition that occurs starting at midnight the day a new video game is released consisting of fake flu or cold like symptoms reported to your boss, teachers, or parents. Popular games such as the Call of Duty, Halo, and many sports game series, have multi-player online gaming and every second matters to international rankings. It is very common for any gamer to get "sick" to take off school or work when a new popular game is released.
James, "COD Black Ops II comes out 11/13/2012, I can't wait!"
Joe, "Are you going to have "gamer sickness" and miss work again like when Halo 4 came out a few weeks ago?"
James, "It's a "gamer sick day", and yes I feel like crap already, I think I have the flu."
Joe, "Are you going to have "gamer sickness" and miss work again like when Halo 4 came out a few weeks ago?"
James, "It's a "gamer sick day", and yes I feel like crap already, I think I have the flu."
by TuckDCconnect November 12, 2012
Get the Gamer Sick Daymug. An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.
Signs of addictions:
1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.
Signs of sickness from a bender:
1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Signs of addictions:
1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.
Signs of sickness from a bender:
1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Addiction Example -
Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."
James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."
Sickness Example -
James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."
Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."
James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."
Sickness Example -
James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."
Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011
Get the Port Wine Fevermug. Sexually transmitted disease (STD), know by the medical term Trichomoniasis that is running rampant in the dance club scene. This is a new STD and most people have never heard of it or can't pronounce it so it is commonly called Trichinosis. Trichinosis is cause by eating raw pork and is not a STD.
The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.
The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.
Joe, "Dude that girl I took home the other night had a pig nose and did a mud slide on the way home in the rain. She was weird."
James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."
James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."
by TuckDCconnect August 7, 2012
Get the Swine Fevermug. Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug. Involuntary reflex from the human body, similar to gagging or hacking up a lugy, which happens continuously during a whole night of partying and popping bottles, scaring away any girls from your VIP table, and also causing security to keep a close eye on the individuals involved.
Joe, "Why after every bump does Jon gag like that, is he dying? Also he is making everyone look at us."
James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"
James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"
by TuckDCconnect August 6, 2012
Get the Matheringmug. A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.
Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."
James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"
James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"
by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011
Get the Fire Marshall Specialmug.