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To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep
That turd got max'd, what a loser
max'd by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006
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(Getting) Max’d

A person who is kicked out of a group chat without them knowing.
Person 1: Hey man if you keep being annoying you’re (getting) Max’d!

Person 2: It was just a joke!

Person 3: That’s what Max said before he got Max’d.

(Getting) Max'd 

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"
Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.
Male on male penatration from the doggy style position with no lubrication. The penetrator must be holding his arms out to his sides as if he were holding two imaginary suitcases
After Lou knocked out Anthony with ether, he gave him a good D-Max.
or
I was about to leave work at the end of my shift, but the supervisor D-Maxed me by giving me mandatory overtime.
D-Max by ohcrap724 October 18, 2009

Isuzu D-max 

The worst thing that you can be called by anyone.
Your dad is an isuzu D-max
D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.
Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.
D-MAX by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Max Doughies 

The art of doing burnouts in your car or motorbike
Kev was doing max doughies in the gravel and shit, outside Lidcombe Station
Max Doughies by MrBigglesworth78 October 13, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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