D-Max

Male on male penatration from the doggy style position with no lubrication. The penetrator must be holding his arms out to his sides as if he were holding two imaginary suitcases

After Lou knocked out Anthony with ether, he gave him a good D-Max.
or
I was about to leave work at the end of my shift, but the supervisor D-Maxed me by giving me mandatory overtime.

by ohcrap724 October 18, 2009

D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.

Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Isuzu D-max

The worst thing that you can be called by anyone.

Your dad is an isuzu D-max

by Reverse transcriptase May 31, 2018

max'd

To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep

That turd got max'd, what a loser

by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006

(Getting) Max’d

A person who is kicked out of a group chat without them knowing.

Person 1: Hey man if you keep being annoying you’re (getting) Max’d!

Person 2: It was just a joke!

Person 3: That’s what Max said before he got Max’d.

by Rocksdontscareme June 27, 2022

(Getting) Max'd

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.

by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017

Chillaxin To D Maxin

The ultimate form of relaxing, and chilling out. Doing this to the maximum. Most commonly in the sun, with friends!

What You Doin?

Just Chillaxin To D Maxin With Mates!

by Kat P December 25, 2008