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manstructions 

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007
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mactruckin

To mow or be mowed down by excessive force.
"Wow, I just got mactrucked by that whale..."

"I was totally mactruckin through those zombies."

"My car just got mactrucked by that steam roller."
mactruckin by AudiS1man January 12, 2010

Mantruck 

To go about forcefully, to do much, much more than is needed. To achieve a result without any regard for damage done while getting there.
Person 1: Dude! You just mantrucked that bathroom! What did you eat?
Person 2: Three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Person 1: Look at all that food you have, you mantrucked that buffet!
Person 2: I'm hungry...

Person 1: Dude, come watch this porn, this girl is getting triple penetrated!
Person 2: Whoa, she's being mantrucked.

Person 1: So how long is the hike?
Person 2: About 20 miles...
Person 1: Dude, we better get mantrucking.
Mantruck by bsteckler October 30, 2011

ManTruck 

prefix- man and suffix - truck
a large overbearing manly truck, driven by men
"Little Kevin drives that huge ManTruck!"
ManTruck by BeccaBex December 29, 2009
When one is masturbating and they do not want to move their hand from their penis to look at other porn.
I'm-mastuck
mastuck by Punther May 23, 2014

manstrucycle

Why is Donny so upset.
He's in his manstrucycle
manstrucycle by THCME November 6, 2015