mawstruck
mawstruck by Connor Kempinski January 11, 2007
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manstructions
The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007
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mactruckin
"Wow, I just got mactrucked by that whale..."
"I was totally mactruckin through those zombies."
"My car just got mactrucked by that steam roller."
"I was totally mactruckin through those zombies."
"My car just got mactrucked by that steam roller."
mactruckin by AudiS1man January 12, 2010
Mantruck
To go about forcefully, to do much, much more than is needed. To achieve a result without any regard for damage done while getting there.
Person 1: Dude! You just mantrucked that bathroom! What did you eat?
Person 2: Three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Person 1: Look at all that food you have, you mantrucked that buffet!
Person 2: I'm hungry...
Person 1: Dude, come watch this porn, this girl is getting triple penetrated!
Person 2: Whoa, she's being mantrucked.
Person 1: So how long is the hike?
Person 2: About 20 miles...
Person 1: Dude, we better get mantrucking.
Person 2: Three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Person 1: Look at all that food you have, you mantrucked that buffet!
Person 2: I'm hungry...
Person 1: Dude, come watch this porn, this girl is getting triple penetrated!
Person 2: Whoa, she's being mantrucked.
Person 1: So how long is the hike?
Person 2: About 20 miles...
Person 1: Dude, we better get mantrucking.
mastuck
When one is masturbating and they do not want to move their hand from their penis to look at other porn.
I'm-mastuck
manstrucycle
manstrucycle by THCME November 6, 2015
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