mastuck
When one is masturbating and they do not want to move their hand from their penis to look at other porn.
I'm-mastuck
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magtucker
"You did what with him? Magtucker!!"
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Martucky
A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.
"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
Martucky by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011
Mantucket
A man version of a hussie.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
MasturKate
I woke up at 3am to watch the Royal wedding online and I've been masturkateing all morning...she's super hot.
MasturKate by JerkInTheCorner May 20, 2011
Mashtuck
chad was mashtucked when his date didnt show up to the restaraunt.
The guy hit the mashtuck button on his ex girlfriend when she tried to call and sent her to the voicemail.
I am mashtuckin this chick for playing stupid games
The guy hit the mashtuck button on his ex girlfriend when she tried to call and sent her to the voicemail.
I am mashtuckin this chick for playing stupid games
madtucky
Madtucky is the land in North America, on the Ohio River, between Cincinnati, Ohio and Louisville, Kentucky, including parts of Jefferson County, Indiana and Trimble County, Kentucky. It is a contraction of Madison, the county seat of Jefferson County, Indiana and Kentucky. People from that area are called Madtuckians.
Let's all go down to Madtucky and check out the tourists checking out the Madtuckians on the river walk, buy some beer and go country cruising.
madtucky by Nicholas Scott September 4, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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