mattysexual
mattysexual by mckibben February 4, 2019
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mattsexual
A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013
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mattysexual • mattsexual • mattzsexual • montysexual • Mattiasexual • maddysexual • Marysexual • mannysexual • Manysexual • mateisexual
Muttsexual
People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?
No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.
No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.
Muttsexual by dkinirvine February 15, 2009
mattrosexual
a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.
mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005
maddysexual
girl 1: i’ve been really distant from my boyfriend, i think i really only love maddy
me asf: YOU’RE MADDYSEXUAL TOO?
me asf: YOU’RE MADDYSEXUAL TOO?
maddysexual by iaspiretobeamilf March 23, 2021
Mattsexual
When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that
Edd: Hey I love You!
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018
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