mattzsexual 

someone who is mattzsexual is someone who glazes mattz vr, the VR content creator, typically in a hateful way.

person 1: i hate mattz vr so much he exposed my favorite youtuber samgaming01!!
person 2: sucks to suck
person 1: because of that, I will expose mattz vr!!
person 2: ah, such a mattzsexual

mattzsexual by nyahahh December 7, 2024

mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013

Muttsexual

People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?

No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.

Muttsexual by dkinirvine February 15, 2009

mathsexual 

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

mathsexual by mootixguy October 10, 2008

mattrosexual 

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

Mattsexual 

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that

Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

Mattiasexual 

When someone is in love with Mattia Polibio

y/n:Who is he?
Kairi: He is Mattia

y/n: He’s hot
Kairi:Ik Ik
y/n: we must be mattiasexual

Mattiasexual by _iykyk_ January 6, 2021