People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?
No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.
No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.
by dkinirvine February 15, 2009
Get the Muttsexual mug.- Did you know Avery slept with all 3 guys and 2 girls in her friend group?
- Damn, she is sooooo motusexual.
- Damn, she is sooooo motusexual.
by Abobus August 17, 2021
Get the Motusexual mug.Related Words
A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
by MCD December 16, 2013
Get the mattsexual mug.by GuitarLover55555555555555555 December 16, 2008
Get the Musexual mug.A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding
In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant
Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding
In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant
Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
Get the Motosexual mug.Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.
Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
by mootixguy October 10, 2008
Get the mathsexual mug.by Dan Devine May 7, 2005
Get the buttsexual mug.