mattsec

the most elite of the elite will run your shit any day

yo mattsec doxed me wtf bro!

mattsec by zlic May 1, 2020

mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013

mattrecide 

To kill a person while on a mattress,i.e. in bed.

Damn, that girl/guy is cute. I'd love to take him/her home and commit mattrecide.

mattrecide by jahnauasca February 22, 2008

Mattsexual 

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that

Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

mattiece by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

Mattschecking 

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

Mattschecking by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

Mattsacre 

To violently kill someone

Holy crap, that kid just Mattsacre'd his family.

Mattsacre by Mattsacre December 25, 2007