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A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute
Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!
mattiece by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016
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smartest italian/irish ginger alive mad sexy
that boy such a mattice
mattice by SPUSCUS December 30, 2015
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mattiesexual 

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality
Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?
mattiesexual by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

martiece 

Martiece is the type of guy to walk around with money knowing he dgaf about anyone else dont play with him or he will beat your ass
Martiece The GOAT
martiece by Ksavvblastemm November 19, 2023

Martiece 

Martiece is the man who would always have some money, he never needs anything from anybody, he strong asf but he short asl
Damn short Martiece got all the money
Martiece by Ksavvblastemm November 20, 2023

Martiece 

Martiece is the type of guy to be short and have more money than most but dont let him being short blind you from how strong he is
Damn Martiece so rich
Martiece by Ksavvblastemm November 20, 2023