mattrecide 

To kill a person while on a mattress,i.e. in bed.

Damn, that girl/guy is cute. I'd love to take him/her home and commit mattrecide.

mattrecide by jahnauasca February 22, 2008

matricide 

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

matricide by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

Matrecide 

mat-re-cide;

verb;

to murder one's own mother taking place on a matress;

He went to jail for the act of Matrecide

Matrecide by Ink Cartradge JR July 6, 2007

matricide 

Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.

In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.

matricide by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Mattresscide 

Aiming your ejaculate at the mattress instead of releasing it inside of a female, thus risking impregnating said female.

Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.

Mattresscide by BLKJAK June 16, 2011

mattregie 

a terrible ship name

I don't ship mattregie. It's disgusting.

mattregie by slay what you wanna slay 😜💖🤞💓 July 13, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020