mattitus

a disease that makes the person only like matts.
whether they are famous or not, the person will still love them.

Jill: "Have you seen that matt over there? matt bellamy is hot as."
Jane: " Yah totally, but you're in love with like, every matt. WTF?"
Jill: "oh, that's just my mattitus."
Jane: "..."

by Russ. T. Bolte April 14, 2009

Mattitude

When someone is acting like Matthew Sturniolo when he's being sassy.

Examples are: rolling your eyes, pulling a "did you hear wtf they just said" face etc.

"drop the Mattitude"

by Nevermindtho. July 19, 2022

mattitude

matt sturniolo’s attitude in their videos. it consists of eye rolling, swearing out his brothers, and being confused.

wow, matt really had a lot of mattitude in today’s video.

by lr25 July 19, 2022

mattitude

when you or matthew sturniolo act like him in is his hot girl era

*eyes roll*
don’t give me that mattitude

by fricnds July 19, 2022

mattituck

Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"

by baller. January 11, 2008

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by Jared January 27, 2005

Mattimus

One who has traits of a Matthew but is cooler and sexier than a Matthew and who likes to partake of marijuana.

That hot dude with the bong is Mattimus.

by MachineMaria March 3, 2009