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A particularly pleasant experience that just slips down your throat.Once started its difficult to stop. Particularly nice with crushed ice.
Double baileys with ice please.
baileys by Tracey March 14, 2004
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You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.
Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*
Baileys by PlanPony January 18, 2008
a really good alcoholic beverage.... particulary good in coffee. best if used in europe.
URGH! I'm tired...i need a mocha with some baileys, bitch.
baileys by Kim L'Amour July 26, 2006
This word originates from the London Docklands area and specifically Canary Wharf.

Thought to have taken it's roots from the popular alcoholic brand Bailey's Irish Cream; it now stands for unparalleled evilness and a clear ability to plot the downfall of others.

The word Baileys is also closely associated with a love of hand cream.
That girl is annoying me; she needs a bit of baileys.

Oh I hate my manager so much someone needs to teach him a baileys lesson

Baileys by gumbo83 October 23, 2007
To bounce from a place in case of an emergency (AKA cop bust)
"Yo the 5-0 here, playa I'm baileys!!!!"
Baileys by ThugRug March 15, 2008

Baileys' Law 

Baileys' law states that:

Science = Magic

This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.

Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.
Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'
Baileys' Law by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010

Baileys Bridge 

The part of a womans body that separates the vagina and the rectum. Named after the military bridges erected during WWII in Europe. The theory being that once you crossed the Baileys Bridge you were soon going to be in the shit.
G - I crossed Helens "Baileys Bridge" last night.

D - High five.
Baileys Bridge by Gazman111 February 28, 2009
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murderhobo 

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