1 definition by baller.
Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.
"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"
by baller. December 29, 2007