Jared's definitions

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

muffcheese

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

by Jared May 4, 2004

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004