A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
by Jared April 04, 2005

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
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