massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by Jared November 12, 2004

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003

BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)

BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.

by Jared March 23, 2003

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

Binkus

n. A drunken gnome known for balligerant behavior

adj. Of or relating to behavior reflective of chronic drunkedness

When joe gets about a dozen shots of Jaegermeister in him, he becomes quite binkus.

by Jared June 13, 2003

honkee

A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.

Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"

by Jared May 26, 2004

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004