Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005

Wal-martitis 

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

Wal-martitis by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Mattitie 

A word made up by two spontaneous girls dalanee and brooklyana and is a nick name for mattia polibio

Look at Mattitie over there he is so cool

Mattitie by Stupidpersonwhowillneverbefamo October 26, 2020

Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

Chronic Wal-martitis by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

mattitus 

a disease that makes the person only like matts.
whether they are famous or not, the person will still love them.

Jill: "Have you seen that matt over there? matt bellamy is hot as."
Jane: " Yah totally, but you're in love with like, every matt. WTF?"
Jill: "oh, that's just my mattitus."
Jane: "..."

mattitus by Russ. T. Bolte April 14, 2009

mastitis 

Swollen titty syndrome

My wife has mad mastitis.

mastitis by EightCrazyEights September 5, 2017