matired 

When you are mad someone woke you up but at the same time you wanna sleep and too tired to give a sh*t

"Hey man! Good morning"
"Why did you wake me up? Now I'm all matired!"

matired by Dounial June 27, 2022

Tit-Matized 

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008

Metired 

Being forcibly retired from one’s profession by the #MeToo Movement.

Harvey Weinstein and Charlie Rose were two of the earliest celebrities to be metired.

Metired by MattersOfManners July 29, 2018

Tootsie-Matized 

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

Tootsie-Matized by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

McTired 

McTired
Mick-tīrd/adjective
adjective: McTired
In need of sleep or rest from McCrap employment, McCoworkers, McCustomers, and McLow pay; weary of the McBull.

McTire
MickTīr/verb
past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of DQRest or DQSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire of this shift"

"The Manager rubbed her McTired eyes"
synonyms: McExhausted, McWorn out, McWeary, McFatigued, Dog-McTired, dead McBeat, bone-McTired, ready to McDrop, McDrained, McZonked, McWasted, McEnervated, McJaded; More
antonyms: DQenergetic, DQwide awake, DQfresh.

Bored with.
"I have to look after these pre-teen McEmployees when you get McTired of them"

Synonyms: McFed up with, McWeary of, McBored with/by, McSick (to McDeath) of; More (of a thing) no longer McFresh or in McGood condition.

"a few boxes of McTired vegetables"
(especially of a statement or idea) McBoring or uninteresting because over McFamiliar.

"tired McClichés like the “McInformation Handbooks, guidelines, and policies.”"

Synonyms: McHackneyed, McOverused, McOverworked, McWorn out, McStale, McClichéd, McHoary, McStock, McRoutine; More
antonyms: McLively, McFresh

McTire
MickTīr/verb

past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of McRest or McSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire"

Synonyms: McWeaken, grow McWeak, McFlag, McWilt, McDroop; More
lose interest in; become bored with.

"she will stay with McDonalds until she McTires of it"
synonyms: McWeary of, get McFed up with, get McSick of, get McBored with, get McImpatient with; More
McExhaust the patience or interest of; McBore.

"it tired her to see another McManger throw sissy fits worse than the McBrat customers"

McTired by Ginger Dohne Cara July 9, 2014

maireddy 

Maireddy is a beautifull girl with an hood attitude she is homie material but can also be wifey af. Her name is rare just like herself cause she ain’t none of them average gyals. She is funny & lit you would love to chill with her.

Who is that poppin gyal?

It’s Maireddy b

maireddy by Maireddy November 1, 2017

bitch-matized 

noun

describes that one white girl in your life, who is mean, but says she is not

Girl:You dick!!

next week

Girl: I never said that to you!
Me: BITCH! YES YOU DID!1!!!1!!! UR JUST BEING BITCH-MATIZED!!

bitch-matized by i just need somebody to DEFINE March 14, 2016