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Being forcibly retired from one’s profession by the #MeToo Movement.
Harvey Weinstein and Charlie Rose were two of the earliest celebrities to be metired.
Metired by MattersOfManners July 29, 2018
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Metered apathy 

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.
I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
When you are mad someone woke you up but at the same time you wanna sleep and too tired to give a sh*t
"Hey man! Good morning"
"Why did you wake me up? Now I'm all matired!"
matired by Dounial June 27, 2022
McTired
Mick-tīrd/adjective
adjective: McTired
In need of sleep or rest from McCrap employment, McCoworkers, McCustomers, and McLow pay; weary of the McBull.

McTire
MickTīr/verb
past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of DQRest or DQSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire of this shift"
"The Manager rubbed her McTired eyes"
synonyms: McExhausted, McWorn out, McWeary, McFatigued, Dog-McTired, dead McBeat, bone-McTired, ready to McDrop, McDrained, McZonked, McWasted, McEnervated, McJaded; More
antonyms: DQenergetic, DQwide awake, DQfresh.

Bored with.
"I have to look after these pre-teen McEmployees when you get McTired of them"

Synonyms: McFed up with, McWeary of, McBored with/by, McSick (to McDeath) of; More (of a thing) no longer McFresh or in McGood condition.

"a few boxes of McTired vegetables"
(especially of a statement or idea) McBoring or uninteresting because over McFamiliar.

"tired McClichés like the “McInformation Handbooks, guidelines, and policies.”"

Synonyms: McHackneyed, McOverused, McOverworked, McWorn out, McStale, McClichéd, McHoary, McStock, McRoutine; More
antonyms: McLively, McFresh

McTire
MickTīr/verb

past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of McRest or McSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire"

Synonyms: McWeaken, grow McWeak, McFlag, McWilt, McDroop; More
lose interest in; become bored with.

"she will stay with McDonalds until she McTires of it"
synonyms: McWeary of, get McFed up with, get McSick of, get McBored with, get McImpatient with; More
McExhaust the patience or interest of; McBore.

"it tired her to see another McManger throw sissy fits worse than the McBrat customers"
McTired by Ginger Dohne Cara July 9, 2014

fucked me tired 

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
fucked me tired by Lop lop September 16, 2022
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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