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Metered apathy 

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.
I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
When you are mad someone woke you up but at the same time you wanna sleep and too tired to give a sh*t
"Hey man! Good morning"
"Why did you wake me up? Now I'm all matired!"
matired by Dounial June 27, 2022
McTired
Mick-tīrd/adjective
adjective: McTired
In need of sleep or rest from McCrap employment, McCoworkers, McCustomers, and McLow pay; weary of the McBull.

McTire
MickTīr/verb
past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of DQRest or DQSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire of this shift"
"The Manager rubbed her McTired eyes"
synonyms: McExhausted, McWorn out, McWeary, McFatigued, Dog-McTired, dead McBeat, bone-McTired, ready to McDrop, McDrained, McZonked, McWasted, McEnervated, McJaded; More
antonyms: DQenergetic, DQwide awake, DQfresh.

Bored with.
"I have to look after these pre-teen McEmployees when you get McTired of them"

Synonyms: McFed up with, McWeary of, McBored with/by, McSick (to McDeath) of; More (of a thing) no longer McFresh or in McGood condition.

"a few boxes of McTired vegetables"
(especially of a statement or idea) McBoring or uninteresting because over McFamiliar.

"tired McClichés like the “McInformation Handbooks, guidelines, and policies.”"

Synonyms: McHackneyed, McOverused, McOverworked, McWorn out, McStale, McClichéd, McHoary, McStock, McRoutine; More
antonyms: McLively, McFresh

McTire
MickTīr/verb

past tense: McTired; past participle: McTired
feel or cause to feel in need of McRest or McSleep.
"soon another bus of brats will arrive and we will all begin to McTire"

Synonyms: McWeaken, grow McWeak, McFlag, McWilt, McDroop; More
lose interest in; become bored with.

"she will stay with McDonalds until she McTires of it"
synonyms: McWeary of, get McFed up with, get McSick of, get McBored with, get McImpatient with; More
McExhaust the patience or interest of; McBore.

"it tired her to see another McManger throw sissy fits worse than the McBrat customers"
McTired by Ginger Dohne Cara July 9, 2014

fucked me tired 

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
fucked me tired by Lop lop September 16, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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