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When a dumb bitch doesn't know how to spell mature.
My 5yr old nephew is more matire than you teenage boys.
Matire by NoThoticus March 28, 2019
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maitreyi 

Maitreyi is a sanskrit word which basically means 'intelligent one'. Colloquially it also means friendly and cool nature. The name has importance in sanskrit literature and ancient India as it signifies a woman of profound knowledge. She is beautiful, calm, understanding and generous. Do not get to her bad side. She probably knows stuff before you tell them to her. Mysterious, creative, confident, attractive and a dreamy person. A person who is comfortable in his personal settings and doesn't let others intrude their space. You can always rely and confide in her. One of the best vibes and companies, her smile holds the key to better your day.
She's so intelligent, just like maitreyi !

Our bond, maitreyi is so strong!
maitreyi by Ur_maniac May 2, 2018
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a rare alternate spelling of an Irish name. 'Mairen' means 'sea nymph' or 'pearl of the sea,' according to Irish lore.
Mairen, with her long brown hair flying behind her, pedaled furiously up the hill on her bike.
Mairen by fibonaccimathgenius August 18, 2010

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

Maitreyee 

Maitreyee is a sanskrit word which basically means 'intelligent one'. The name signifies a woman of profound knowledge. She is beautiful, calm, understanding and generous. Do not get to her bad side. She probably knows stuff before you tell them to her. Mysterious, secretive, creative. A person who is comfortable in her personal settings and doesn't let others intrude their space. You can always rely and confide in her. One of the best vibes and companies, her smile holds the key to better your day.
Hello, Maitreyee
Maitreyee by Unknown_Forever May 18, 2021

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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