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masturfuck 

The process of nearly whacking it to a picture of someone you like but right before you're about to cum she walks in and you grab her quick and shove your dick as far up into that motherfucker as you possibly can before jizzing
Devin: Shit bro i totally masturfucked sally today right through her jeans

Jason: I feel you bro, I masturfucked laura so hard i passed out with my schlong still 10 inches up her ass
masturfuck by Chome September 10, 2013
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Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate
"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"
Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturquake 

The cumulative effect of all internet users masturbating, making the ground shake.
"Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"
Masturquake by Alex Po WT February 25, 2008

Masterfucked 

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.
"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."
Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010

masturjacking 

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.
masturjacking by Eiden December 1, 2003

masterfuckingbate 

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.
Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!
masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Masturjack 

To jack-off, fap or to masturbate.
I'm gonna masturjack to you're face!
I'm gonna masturjack all ova yo face!
Masturjack by LEEstar March 15, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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