by belial10 March 10, 2015
Get the masturflake mug.The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
Get the Masturbaker's dozen mug.Related Words
by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009
Get the Masturfaker mug.Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
by tsoot April 18, 2010
Get the Masturfate mug.A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.
John is a masturliker.
by capii12 July 9, 2018
Get the Masturliker mug.Timothy ordered a new massage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!
by John Snier October 6, 2010
Get the masturplace mug."Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"
by Alex Po WT February 25, 2008
Get the Masturquake mug.