Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps

the baker is a mastercaker

by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

masturhater

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Masturfate

Being caught masturbating, leading to something awesome, including relationship.

Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.

by tsoot April 18, 2010

Masturliker

A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.

John is a masturliker.

by capii12 July 9, 2018

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010