Masturquake
"Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"
Masturquake by Alex Po WT February 25, 2008
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Masturquake
"Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"
Masturquake by Alex Po WT February 26, 2008
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Masturbaker's dozen
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
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masturquation
Oh check that Shawn Zhang masturbating and jizzing his pants in class with no porn. He must be so imaginative
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
masturquation by cinamon_muff July 26, 2016
masturbrake
when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.
guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
masturbrake by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017