Masturquake 

The cumulative effect of all internet users masturbating, making the ground shake.

"Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"

Masturquake by Alex Po WT February 25, 2008

Masturquake 

The cumulative effect of all internet users masturbating, making the ground shake.

"Did you feel the masturquake after that video of the naked chick playing the Wii was posted online?"

Masturquake by Alex Po WT February 26, 2008

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturbake 

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

Masturbake by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

masturquation 

When Asians masturbate to math equations instead of porn

Oh check that Shawn Zhang masturbating and jizzing his pants in class with no porn. He must be so imaginative

Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation

masturquation by cinamon_muff July 26, 2016

masturbrake 

when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.

guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.

guy 3:i could use a good rest!

masturbrake by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017