masturfap

One commits the act of masturfapping whenever the fap by slapping there balls and masturbate by stroking there small slimy dick at the same time.

John: Hey do you masturbate
Logan: No man I like to masturfap instead!
John: I'm gonna go try that tonight!

by bryce_ob3se_sland3r December 31, 2020

masturfapturbation

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

by sexyleg March 9, 2010

Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Mastervaping

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.

Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping

by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003