masturbaceous 

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous 

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

masturbaceous by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008

masturbaceous 

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

masturbaceous by Duke January 22, 2003

masturbateus interruptus 

The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.

Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".

masturbateus interruptus by Skeetl February 23, 2010

masturbatious 

adj. - An unattainable woman of strong sexual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of lustful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.

The word is a combination of the words "masturbate" and "delicious" to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability

"Dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. I can't wait to go home either with or without her"

masturbatious by Philip Thomas June 29, 2008

Masturbatious 

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

Masturbatious by Nep1229 October 13, 2008

Ambidextro-masturbatious

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

Hey, i used my left hand today, im ambidextro-masturbatious!

Ambidextro-masturbatious by FireCrotch October 17, 2012