Masturfail

The act of masturbating and not getting hard, so you masturbate more and more until you still don't get hard but rather you are left with a very painful raw spot on your penis.

For a girl, a masturfail is when they finger themselves so much that eventually they made the inside of their pussy raw and in some cases, until it bleeds. For both boy and girl, it is very painful.

Hot Chick: Hey, you wanna fuck tonight?
Guy: I would love to, but, I masturfailed last night...
Hot Chick: Oh that happened to me a few weeks ago but it's all good now. Another time then.
Guy: Yes, another time.

Guy1: Ahhh, I had this huge masturfail last night. It sucks.
Guy2: Dude! Don't tell me stuff like that!

Masturfail by masturfailcreator November 15, 2009

masturfapturbation 

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

masturfapturbation by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturfate 

Being caught masturbating, leading to something awesome, including relationship.

Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.

Masturfate by tsoot April 18, 2010

masturfanning 

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.

Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3

masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masterbailer 

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

Masterbailer by Absurdum July 17, 2011