masturfaint
masturfaint by B2002 April 12, 2015
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masturfapturbation
Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.
Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.
masturfapturbation by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015
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masturfanning
Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )
Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?
Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3
Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?
Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3
masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010
masturbaited
masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015
Masturpainting
Masturpainting by godlike823 June 10, 2011
Masturwait
When you're about to cum but the video has like two minutes left and you want to cum in sync with the video so you slow down and wait a little bit, then finish big.
Man, last night when i was masturbating i was about to cum then i noticed my video had a minute left, so i had to masturwait until the guy came all over the chick.
Masturwait by AnonymousMat March 11, 2015
Masturwaiting
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015
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