masturfaint

When you are fapping so hard you faint

Sam got bored in class so he masturfainted

by B2002 April 12, 2015

masturfapturbation

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

masturfanning

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.

Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3

by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010

masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masturpainting

The act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your jizz to paint a wall.

Isaiah's mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom.

by godlike823 June 10, 2011

Masturwait

When you're about to cum but the video has like two minutes left and you want to cum in sync with the video so you slow down and wait a little bit, then finish big.

Man, last night when i was masturbating i was about to cum then i noticed my video had a minute left, so i had to masturwait until the guy came all over the chick.

by AnonymousMat March 11, 2015

Masturwaiting

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself

"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"

by DavieYo March 1, 2015