netteach's definitions

mergelated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

by netteach March 14, 2003

gundersized

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

I can't believe I was gundersized first thing in the morning.

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.

He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

a method of exaggeration in general.

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.

by netteach March 14, 2003

riceboy

Individual who is more concerned with the image of speed than they are about actual performance.

That riceboy spent $5000 dollars on his car, but can't outrun a yugo.

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003