netteach's definitions

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Head

A person who thinks highly of himself.

That dude thinks he is such a head, I bet he pats himself on the back to fall asleep.

by netteach March 14, 2003

wrx

an automobile made by the Subaru Corporation whose interior smells curiously like a new pair of athletic shoe.

My new Nikes smell like a WRX.

by netteach March 14, 2003

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

zralanty

A small makeshift tent

We were so poor growing up that we were happy when we moved into the trailer park from the zralanty that dad made out of aluminum foil.

by netteach March 13, 2003

silverdomes

An old person with gray, silver, blue or white hair.

Florida is known worldwide as the Silverdome State.

by netteach March 14, 2003

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003