Definitions by netteach

mergelated 

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

mergelated by netteach March 14, 2003

gundersized 

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

I can't believe I was gundersized first thing in the morning.

gundersized by netteach March 14, 2003

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

mergel-gunder-salamanted by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom 

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.

He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.

worldcom by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom 

a method of exaggeration in general.

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.

worldcom by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous 

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous by netteach March 14, 2003

riceboy 

Individual who is more concerned with the image of speed than they are about actual performance.

That riceboy spent $5000 dollars on his car, but can't outrun a yugo.

riceboy by netteach March 14, 2003