masturfanning 

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.

Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3

masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010

Masturdancing 

Masturbating whilst dancing...

The dude across the street was masturdancing to "Safety Dance" whilst eating cereal...

Masturdancing by ThrowUpInMyButt September 22, 2014

Masturfarting 

Masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, Farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they pass gass. The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are masturfarting. Congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

Ron: "Why does it smell so weird in here?"

Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."

Masturfarting by FarturBATing September 27, 2010