Definitions by DavieYo

FaceClouding 

When you fart just before sitting on the toilet, so that when you sit down, your face is right in the fart cloud.

"I was blasting out nasty farts all day, but I didn't want to take a crap because I was afraid of faceclouding myself"

FaceClouding by DavieYo January 13, 2019

MisSTINKen Identity 

When you enter a public bathroom and only go #1, but you still get blamed for the stink left by the person ahead of you.

person gives you a dirty look as you leave the restroom
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"

MisSTINKen Identity by DavieYo October 23, 2017

Three-piece slut 

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.

"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"

Three-piece slut by DavieYo May 22, 2015

Masturwaiting 

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself

"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"

Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015

Lawn Sprinkler 

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.

"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"

Lawn Sprinkler by DavieYo February 26, 2015

Trash Jenga 

Delicately balancing items at the top of an already-overflowing waste receptacle in order to avoid responsibility for emptying it.

"Hey man, quit playing Trash Jenga with that Dixie Cup and just empty the garbage already!"

Trash Jenga by DavieYo November 25, 2014

Dietary Forensics 

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.

"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"

Dietary Forensics by DavieYo April 25, 2013