Definitions by DavieYo
FaceClouding
When you fart just before sitting on the toilet, so that when you sit down, your face is right in the fart cloud.
"I was blasting out nasty farts all day, but I didn't want to take a crap because I was afraid of faceclouding myself"
FaceClouding by DavieYo January 13, 2019
MisSTINKen Identity
When you enter a public bathroom and only go #1, but you still get blamed for the stink left by the person ahead of you.
person gives you a dirty look as you leave the restroom
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"
MisSTINKen Identity by DavieYo October 23, 2017
Three-piece slut
A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
Three-piece slut by DavieYo May 22, 2015
Masturwaiting
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015
Lawn Sprinkler
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
Lawn Sprinkler by DavieYo February 26, 2015
Trash Jenga
Delicately balancing items at the top of an already-overflowing waste receptacle in order to avoid responsibility for emptying it.
Trash Jenga by DavieYo November 25, 2014
Dietary Forensics
Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.
Dietary Forensics by DavieYo April 25, 2013