masturwait

When you masturbate while waiting for someone

Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh

by fire eater October 25, 2009

Masturwait

When you're about to cum but the video has like two minutes left and you want to cum in sync with the video so you slow down and wait a little bit, then finish big.

Man, last night when i was masturbating i was about to cum then i noticed my video had a minute left, so i had to masturwait until the guy came all over the chick.

by AnonymousMat March 12, 2015

Masturwaiting

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself

"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"

by DavieYo March 02, 2015

Masturwait

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.

Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.

by InternetHuman March 01, 2015

Masturwait

While waiting for a game to load, a download to finish or computer to turn on, you masturbate to kill the time.

The 50 second wait between round of Battlefield 3 were a good time to masturwait.

by That filthy guy December 25, 2011

Masturwait

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

masturwaiting

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.

John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010