Masturpainting
Masturpainting by godlike823 June 10, 2011
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masturpainting by jimmybot3 May 29, 2011
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Masturwaiting
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015
mathematically masturbaiting
The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
mathematically masturbaiting by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015
masterpainting
When children masterbate at a young age, but they don't know what it's called, and so the teacher refers to it as 'masterpainting'
masterpainting by frisknock November 15, 2013
masturwaiting
Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.
John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.
masturwaiting by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010
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masturwaiting by orlando mun September 20, 2009
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