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Masturwait 

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
Masturwait by InternetHuman March 1, 2015
Word of the Day on March 7, 2015

Masturwait 

While waiting for a game to load, a download to finish or computer to turn on, you masturbate to kill the time.
The 50 second wait between round of Battlefield 3 were a good time to masturwait.
Masturwait by That filthy guy December 28, 2011

masturwait 

When you masturbate while waiting for someone
Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh
masturwait by fire eater October 24, 2009

Masturwait 

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering
Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!
Masturwait by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Masturwait 

When a man, usually in a bukkake situation, stimulates his genitals to remain erect, without the intent of reaching orgasm.
I filmed this bukkake video last weekend, and there were 16 guys that came before me, so I had to masturwait for 34 minutes!
Masturwait by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Masturwait 

The time a girl spends watching a guy jerk off, waiting for him to cum after pulling out of her vagina
Guy 1: hey how'd it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: good, I hit it raw and just before I came, I pulled out and made that bitch masturwait for my load
Masturwait by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016
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