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Masturwait 

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
Masturwait by InternetHuman March 1, 2015

Masturwait 

While waiting for a game to load, a download to finish or computer to turn on, you masturbate to kill the time.
The 50 second wait between round of Battlefield 3 were a good time to masturwait.
Masturwait by That filthy guy December 28, 2011

masturwait 

When you masturbate while waiting for someone
Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh
masturwait by fire eater October 24, 2009

Masturwait 

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Masturwait 

When a man, usually in a bukkake situation, stimulates his genitals to remain erect, without the intent of reaching orgasm.
I filmed this bukkake video last weekend, and there were 16 guys that came before me, so I had to masturwait for 34 minutes!
Masturwait by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Masturwait 

The time a girl spends watching a guy jerk off, waiting for him to cum after pulling out of her vagina
Guy 1: hey how'd it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: good, I hit it raw and just before I came, I pulled out and made that bitch masturwait for my load
Masturwait by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016