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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

mastertaste 

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
mastertaste by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.
After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.
nasterbasty by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

Nasstertaste 

A nasty ass aftertaste.

Most commonly used after eating or drinking something horrible.
"Dude, what was in that drink!? I have a nasstertaste right now!"
Nasstertaste by Jwitt April 24, 2009

nasterbate 

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.
Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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