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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

mastertaste 

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
mastertaste by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.
After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.
nasterbasty by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

Nasstertaste 

A nasty ass aftertaste.

Most commonly used after eating or drinking something horrible.
"Dude, what was in that drink!? I have a nasstertaste right now!"
Nasstertaste by Jwitt April 24, 2009

nasterbate 

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.
Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026