meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

meditating

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs

"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile

by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009

Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.

Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.

by Flunkie October 6, 2022

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

meditating behind the mobile unit

unwell. sick. poorly. under the weather.

yeah dude hes like meditating behind the mobile unit

by themadcrystal December 3, 2025

Meditation

Conscious thoughtlessness to achieve lasting calmness of the mind and body.

After continuous meditation sessions, she was free of her debilitating anxiety.

by tannerrz May 24, 2018

mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019