Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

by sakade March 15, 2010

Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.

I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.

by Markie Markie July 11, 2017

Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010