Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

Masterjacking by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

masturjacking 

Masturbation in an extreme sense.

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.

masturjacking by Eiden December 1, 2003

Masterbaking 

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

Masterbaking by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking 

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

Masterbaking by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

masterfuckingbate 

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Masterwanking 

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

Masterwanking by sakade March 15, 2010

Masteryacking 

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

Masteryacking by masteryacker October 27, 2011